The Inconspicuous Little Man

A large notice in a shop window announced a big sale, with sweeping reductions, starting at 9 a.m. An enormous queue had started to form by 7:30 a.m.

Just before the shop was due to open, an inconspicuous little man walked to the head of the queue. Angry women elbowed and pushed him until he was right at the back of the line. Undaunted, the little man went to the head of the queue again.

Once more, he was shoved unceremoniously to the back, this time with a few smacks on the face and a couple of thumps from umbrellas wielded by angry women.

The little man walked to one side of the queue and said: If that's your attitude, I won't open the shop at all today!

Salesman and Customer

A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer.
A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
I see you've joined the force, Bhatnagar, said the sales manager.
Yes, Sir. This is the job I've been looking for all my life.
Here the customer is always wrong.

What is your age?

What is your age? asked the Judge. Remember you are under oath?.
Twenty-one years and some months, the woman answered.
How many months? the Judge persisted.
One hundred and eight.

Did it hit you?

Hey, the tourist said to the mountaineer, Your son just threw a rock at me as I passed by?
Did it hit you?
No.
Then it wasn't my son.