CANNIBALS AND THREE MEN

One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill you". So the 3 people followed the orders from the
cannibals. The cannibals said, "Go into the forest and pick 10 pieces
of the first kind of fruit you see".
So the first person came back out of the forest with 10apples. The cannibals said, "Stick the apples up in your ass without making a facial expression". The person then
frowned in pain after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him.
The second person came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. The cannibals said, "Put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression". The person then
started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.
In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries "why did you start laughing at the tenth cherry? You were almost there". The person replied, "I saw the third person come out with pineapples."