Honesty

An eager young man entered his prospective boss's cabin for an interview,
Said the boss One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness.
I hope you wiped your shoes on the doormat while coming in?
Yes sir, the young man replied promptly.
Back came the rejoinder, One more thing we're very particular about is
honesty. There is no doormat outside!

POLICE FORCE CANDIDATE

A not-too-bright candidate for the police force failed in the written examination. Since he was the Chief's nephew, the examiner decided to go
easy on him with the oral test.

Who shot Abraham Lincoln? asked the examiner.
The candidate pondered for a moment and then asked if he could have sometime to come up with the answer. The examiner told him to come back the next morning.

When the would-be recruit went home, his wife asked
Well, how did it go? Did you get the job?
I think so,he replied
They have already got me working on a case?.

LOOPHOLE

The sign on the door of a lawyer's chamber reads:
Where there is a will, there is a way; where there is a way, there is law; where there is law, there is a rule; where there is a rule, there is a loophole; where there is a loophole;there is a lawyer; and so here I am.

THE DEAD LIVING MAN

A man who had just died, arrived at heaven's gate. Before allowing him
entry, St. Peter asked him if he'd ever loved a woman.
No, the man replied, Not a single one.
Did you have a friend you cared for?
No.
Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?
No.
What took you so long to get here? asked a surprised St. Peter. You've been
dead for ages.